By Kenia Mazariegos
Who said being overweight didn’t have its benefits? For Florida resident Samantha Lynn Frazier, bigger has never been better! An innocent bystander caught in a shoot-out in Atlantic City, recalls
being on her way to a bar when “something bit me”
Luckily she had no major injuries. Doctors say her gut muffled the bullet which prevented major damage control. We’re happy to hear that Samantha is making a full recovery and although you’d think she’ll be more serious about her health—and perhaps, I dunno lose some baby weight—she’s made strides to gain more weight to reduce the risks of (future) stray bullets killing her. Her exact words were “I want to be as big as I can if it’s going to stop a bullet.”
Of course, she forgot about her evil nemesis Diabetes. Bwaaahhaaahaa
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