Shocking: Kim Kardashian’s Psychic Knows About Her Family

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by Kristina C. | on January 25th, 2012 | 0 comments |

Kim Kardashian has hired a “psychic” who said he can talk to her late father from beyond the grave. This is the first thing she should have been skeptical about before hiring him. Kim and her sister Kourtney both were present during the session and the psychic John Edwards was telling them things that all their fans already know, yet for them it was sooo shocking, how could he know, how could he know??? Magic. The guy can read their minds…

It’s public knowledge that Robert Kardashian, Sr, died of cancer and that Kim’s first marriage to music producer Damon Thomas ended in divorce. But kudos to John Edwards for keeping a straight face during his session with the sisters. In the spirit of non-psychic psychic sessions, here are 10 more “revelations” that totally would have blown Kim and Kourtney’s minds.

1. “Did you achieve fame through some kind of supposedly amateur sex tape? I’m sensing a sex tape.”

2. “Do you have a whole gaggle of sisters with names that start with the letter K? You do?! Gosh, even I am amazed by my own gift sometimes.”

3. “Have you ever been a promotional spokesperson for toilet paper? I’m getting a distinct whiff of crap from you.”

4. “You know that dimwit you married after only knowing him for a few months? I’ve got the strangest feeling that this marriage might not work out.”

5. “I’m sensing a strong, powerful woman — a mother figure, of sorts — who loves to manage things. Do you know of anyone in in your life who is a mother that manages?”

6. “Do you have a sister who might secretly not be your biological sister? Oh, you don’t think so? Hmmmm…”

7. “This is going to sound crazy, but do you have a brother who likes to dance? Who might be on a dancing reality TV show called, oh I don’t know, Dancing With the Stars? YOU DO?!”

8. “Does one of you have a boyfriend who won’t marry you even though he keeps knocking you up? And does he inexplicably style himself like a serial killer character from the 80s?”

9. “I have a weird feeling that you girls are related through marriage to a very tall man who used to play basketball for a team called the L…L…Lakers? I’m just a psychic who doesn’t follow sports, is that a professional basketball team?”

10. “The face is a little bit stretched and blurry, but is there a father figure in your life who has won some kind of gold before? Maybe like a gold trophy or a prize or a medal of some kind?”